2007 Academy Awards: Worst-Dressed

Poor Zhang Ziyi. I don't even know what the hell is she doing at the Oscars. Why is she an Academy Award fixture anyway? What does she do? Is she trying to be Bai Ling? TOEFL lessons, anyone?

I can't decide whether she looks like a christmas tree or a 5-tier birthday cake with an Asian whore coming out on top of it. The lacy bits are fit for a prostitute named CHO CHO SAN. Bad, bad, bad colour choice. The Asian community must be soooo proud of ya, girlfriend! Brings a whoooole new meaning to the phrase "yellow people".

TOEFL Test: use the word "window" in a sentence.
Zhang Ziyi: WIN-DOW I GET MY IMMIGRATION PAPERS?