Telling Amy Winehouse she looks like she could stand to eat a sandwich is like knocking on the door of a burning house and offering the occupants a glass of water.

But we're going to do it anyway.

Amy Winehouse, girl, you look hungry! And by that, we mean ... morestarving. Eat something. And by something, we do not mean pills, cigarettes, intoxicating beverages or anything else not found on the USDA's food pyramid.

In case there is no food pyramid in England, where you're currently squandering your talent and risking your life living, it's a drawing of fruits, vegetables, eggs, meat, cheese, bread and other delicious substances that are actually meant to be put into the body.

Quick, before your chopstick legs snap!