Chris Patten's book signing ceremony for "Not Quite the Diplomat" at Kelly & Walsh, Pacific Place

The patient crowd awaits the appearance of former Governor Chris Patten

Fat Patten arrives in an elevator

The crowd cheers upon seeing Fat Patten

The bookstore is flooded with Fat Patten's fans

He is quite a diplomat in dealing with his fans

It's my turn at last

Not Quite the Diplomat Home Truths about World Affairs

Fat Patten's signature